awwww-cute:

World’s cutest kitten promoted to Queen of the Clovers

awwww-cute:

World’s cutest kitten promoted to Queen of the Clovers

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sketchshark:

aboutmerpeople:

The dapper Benedict Sea Cucumberbatch
(Inspired by this Comic Con weekend)

Jiggle scoot. Jiggle scoot. Ladies, Benedict’s here.

sketchshark:

aboutmerpeople:

The dapper Benedict Sea Cucumberbatch

(Inspired by this Comic Con weekend)

Jiggle scoot. Jiggle scoot. Ladies, Benedict’s here.

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queensamwise:

dear peter jackson; you’ve changed enough from the source material in the films that i request you to consider one more change in the final hobbit movie. an alternate ending. consider this:

smaug is dead and the battle over. everything is smoldering and the remaining dwarves…

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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puppetmasternaegi:

2xpistolsandawink:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

aktwerkthatbooty:

Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

(Source: candywater)

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fivehundredrevolutions:

He knows what he’s done. But he’s in too deep to back out now.

fivehundredrevolutions:

He knows what he’s done. But he’s in too deep to back out now.

(Source: memewhore)

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eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

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