the-disney-elite:

Andreas Deja’s pencil animation for Scar from The Lion King (1994).

the-disney-elite:

Andreas Deja’s pencil animation for Scar from The Lion King (1994).

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rickyhitler:

fleshcircus:

mgkesi:

ittybittyvibby:

tamsynspeaks:

terminalpleasure:

mgkesi:

ollietherottweiler:

fourcatsandtheirhuman:

ollietherottweiler:

monopropellant:

is this a dildo

lord have mercy
no it’s not
it’s a kong

i think you should just resign your fact that over half of the 6000+ reblogs and likes you have on this, half of those people think its a dildo.

When I die, I’ll be remembered as the girl who threw a dildo at her dog :(

Apparently many tumblrites have never actually seen a dildo!

#notactuallydildo

http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/01/quiz-dog-toy-or-sex-toy-4818384/

12/13

Do I want to know why a rubber-looking foot is a sex toy?  I mean, and I even thought the more realistic looking one would be the sex toy but no, it was the dog toy.

in all fairness it does totally look like an anal bead dildo.
I walked into a toy section at a petstore and my first reaction to a lot of toys was “that looks like something that goes in your butt”

that dog looks really happy to be catching a dildo in its mouth

rickyhitler:

fleshcircus:

mgkesi:

ittybittyvibby:

tamsynspeaks:

terminalpleasure:

mgkesi:

ollietherottweiler:

fourcatsandtheirhuman:

ollietherottweiler:

monopropellant:

is this a dildo

lord have mercy

no it’s not

it’s a kong

i think you should just resign your fact that over half of the 6000+ reblogs and likes you have on this, half of those people think its a dildo.

When I die, I’ll be remembered as the girl who threw a dildo at her dog :(

Apparently many tumblrites have never actually seen a dildo!

#notactuallydildo

http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/01/quiz-dog-toy-or-sex-toy-4818384/

12/13

Do I want to know why a rubber-looking foot is a sex toy?  I mean, and I even thought the more realistic looking one would be the sex toy but no, it was the dog toy.

in all fairness it does totally look like an anal bead dildo.

I walked into a toy section at a petstore and my first reaction to a lot of toys was “that looks like something that goes in your butt”

that dog looks really happy to be catching a dildo in its mouth

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smashgod:

"I’m going to need you to take these seeds into the bathroom and I’m gonna need you to put them waaay up inside your butthole, Morty."

smashgod:

"I’m going to need you to take these seeds into the bathroom and I’m gonna need you to put them waaay up inside your butthole, Morty."

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revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

(Source: vampire-groupie)

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becausebirds:

I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

becausebirds:

I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.

Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

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